Today Is A Good Day For Tacos!
I’m pretty sure the header is a Klingon Proverb.
That’s some pretty straightforward narrative above. I’m pretty sure that world peace could be achieved if we could just even out the distribution of tacos world wide. It’s pretty hard to be mad when you have like, three tacos on a plate in front of you, and you can even do vegetarian tacos. Just saying…if we could maximize that kind of distribution, the klingons in the strip above would have not fired their phasers. That seems pretty in line with “Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs,” which my friend LOVES to quote.
See, Maslow said (and I’m paraphrasing) that certain kinds of needs had to be met by reasonable, thinking beings, before they could move on to other, more abstract needs. At the basis, he listed physiological needs as the most basic, most intrinsic. Physiological needs are the physical requirements for human survival. If these requirements are not met, the human body cannot function properly and will ultimately fail. Physiological needs are thought to be the most important; they should be met first. Air, water, and food are metabolic requirements for survival in all animals, including humans (and klingons).
Tacos are a delicious kind of food, and thus, the first order of business to procure under Maslow’s Hierarchy. It’s also a big part of the reason that an even distribution of tacos could contribute to world, and if Klingons are any indicator, GALACTIC peace.
Consider this poem, Gentle Reader:
“I had a taco yesterday
I bought it from the store
As soon as I had finished it
I knew I needed more.”
I was recently told by an “expert” that there is no Taco Theory of Evolution, because tacos aren’t alive. I scoffed at this…there is no Taco Theory of Evolution because tacos were created perfectly, right out of the gate, by design.
However, you don’t need hostile, though adorable Klingons to get free tacos. There are free Doritos Locos tacos up for grabs. In a promotion that lasts throughout the entire month, Taco Bell is giving away free Doritos Locos Tacos…but there is a small catch. You have to order other food (it can be another kind of tacos) through their mobile app. After reaching 1.4 million downloads, according to Huffington Post, the app will give away those tacos with each and every purchase.
So call off the Klingon warriors and get out your iPhone, there’s 31 days this month to chow down.